So far...so good!

Ok, first let's start with the first person to come back from his trip - the water cups victim! He LOVED the prank and everyone is raving about how awesome it is - even the GM of the whole company! YAY! Now i just have to wait until Wednesday for Sales Guy to come back from his trip and see his reaction. So far the guess around the office is that he will freak out, but in a good way. Either way whether it's good or bad, he will FREAK OUT! This much I know. I can't wait! We're going to video tape it and hope to "youtube" shortly after his arrival. This is going to be EPIC! Loves it!

On the other note...I GOT IN!! I'll explain more on that later...

Door to hell!

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When smart girls attack!

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Attack #2!

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Welcome back!

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How I spent the week my boss was on vacation!

The report on what the picture represents is best taken from my co-conspirator's blog:

There's something to be said for vengeance, especially when born, nurtured and then carried out with infinite patience by two very sinister women. A quick backstory: a coworker, let's call him Dude, is on vacation this week. Prior to leaving, however, Dude decided to play around with myself and another girl from work (who we'll call Badass Wench) and then, true to his cocky and swaggering demeanor, was stupid enough to copy us both on his belittling emails (which detailed his taunting, almighty belief that he is MAN and he can ROAR...in short, he goaded us). I'm sure in his mind, he wondered what her or I could possibly come up with that might disrupt his pretty organized life in any way. Did I mention that Dude might be obsessive-compulsive? Organization, perfectionism and possible obsessive-compulsive disorder are key elements here.I suppose he never dreamed that Badass Wench and I would join forces. Probably a good thought, seeing where her and I have only really passed greetings in the halls....but his mistake was copying us both on his smug emails, thus uniting us to a greater cause. This is a delightful match made in Hell.Let's recap and then fast forward: Dude starts small duel with girls individually. Girls retaliate on their own, launching singular and disbanded attacks on Dude. Girls realize that Dude has inexplicably copied them both on emails, outlining his omnipotent status as ultimate and unbeatable male. Girls contact each other separately and join forces, becoming a conduit for rogue sinister thoughts and actions. Girls plot vengeance. Dude leaves on week-long vacation. Girls begin to unravel their ultimate plan. Girls put the grand scheme into motion. Dude is still on vacation, happily whistling to himself around Europe without a care in the world.Now seriously, tell me that you wouldn't want to do this in your office:

Lo lo sleeping on my shoulder

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The True/False quiz

I wear perfume or cologne daily:

false

I have a calendar in my room:
true

I screen my phone calls:
false

I have had my wisdom teeth removed:
true

I have driven a mini-van:
true

I own a video camera:
true

I have alergies:
false

I am an only child:
false

I am afriad of clowns:
false

I subscribe to Cosmopolitan Magazine:
true

I take a daily vitamin:
true

I have too many credit cards:
true

I have painted my bedroom:
false

I have worn hand-me-down clothes:
true

I have broken a bone:
false

I have cheated on a partner:
false

I play video games:
false

I have been in a submarine:
true (only if the old Disneyland sub counts!)

I have been to Disney:
true

I have an opinion about Britney Spears:
true

I am an aunt/uncle:
true

I have a scar on my knee:
true

I am currently on medication:
false

I text more than I call people:
false

I have been a bridesmaid/groomsmen:
true

I am married:
false

I have had a supprise birthday party:
false

I drink coffee:
false

I watch American Idol:
true

I have been to Washington DC:
false

I have been on a diet:
true

I have gotten into a car accident:
true

MySpace Quizzes take up time

1. First thing you wash in the shower?

My hair

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Red

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
sure

4.Do you plan outfits?
sometimes

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
blah

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
fake flower

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
aim

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
i don't remember

9. Did you meet anybody new today?
nope

10. What are you craving right now?
ice cream!

11. Do you floss?
sometimes

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
patch kids

13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
at least a year

14. Are you emotional?
yes!

15. Would you dance to the taco song?
the taco song? um...never heard of that but sure why not?

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
maybe in school?

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
both

18. Do you like your hair?
yes

19. Do you like yourself?
most of the time

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
part of the job description

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
eww no

22. What are you listening to right now?
Real Time with Bill Mahr is on tv

23. How many countries have you visited?
9

24. Are your parents strict?
they were

25. Would you go sky diving?
no

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
no

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
no

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
yes

29. Have you ever been in a castle?
yes

30. Do you rent movies often?
no

31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
math class? it's been 10 years since i had math class!

32. Have you made a prank phone call?
haha yes

33. Do you own a gun?
no

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
yes

35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
me myself and i

36. Brown or white eggs?
white

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
probably

38. Ever been on a train?
yes

39. Ever been in love?
no

40. Do you have a cell-phone?
yes

41. Are you too forgiving?
no

42. Do you use chap stick?
sometimes

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
she's at a winery

44. Can you use chop sticks?
only with the training wheels

45. Ever have cream puffs?
yes

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yes

47. What was the last question you asked?
um...? don't remember

48. What was the last CD you bought?
bought a cd?

49. Boys or girls?
for what?

50. What is your bus number for school?
what's with the school questions??

51. Is your hair curly?
naturally yes

52. Last time you cried?
Friday

53. Ever walked into a wall?
probably

54. Do looks matter?
yes

55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
probably

56. Have you ever slapped someone?
yes

57. Favorite time of the year?
Spring

58. Favorite color?
Green & purple

59. Are you sarcastic?
yes

60. Do you have any tattoos?
no

61. The last person you held hands with?
don't remember!

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
no

63. Where was your default picture taken at?
in my car

64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
probably

65. Do you like your life right now?
mostly

66. How often do you talk on the phone?
often

67. What is your favorite animal?
kittens

68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
does dinner count?

69. Do you have good vision?
yes

70. Can you hula hoop?
yes

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
no

72. Do you have a job?
yes

73. Can you handle the truth?
yes

74. What are you wearing?
shorts and a tank

75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes

SeaWorld/WAP weekend

A few weekends ago my cousins came down for a visit and I took them to SeaWorld and the Wild Animal Park.  Here's me with my baby cousin Nicholas.

And here's me with my cousins in the "fun" mirror...

  I have a thing about Penguins lately...so I took a video of this penguin swimming at SeaWorld...cute!

Synchronized sleeping!

My "nieces" Zoe & Harlow!

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Mine are just for show!

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A monkey & a Turtle

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Me on my birthday back in march!

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Zo-zo bean!

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My "after" hair!

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So what if I'm interested in a "Taurus"?

Let's just say for example, that I a Picses was interested in someone who is a Taurus.  Well, here's what the stars say about that:

"Lucky for you, Taurus are sensuous, earthy, practical, and great in bed. They adore your nurturing, visionary qualities and are inspired by your love of helping others. 

One small problem may be that Taurus are quite materialistic and you most definitely are not. An earth sign, Taurus like to have and hold the fruits of their labors. Pisces get the greatest joy from creativity and philanthropy, so you might not understand why your Taurus instinctively amasses wealth, objects and toys. However, Taurus' drive to build a good nest egg will be good for your future, for Pisces don't usually place much emphasis on such things. 

For Pisces, love is ethereal and spiritual. For a Taurus, being in love means making love -- a lot. Taurus emphasize the power of touch but do not necessarily have a strong spiritual experience when making love. This puzzles you, for your approach is so different. But as long as you feel your partner loves you deeply, and this is not just a "roll in the hay" for him or her, your relationship will work out fine. Casual sex offends your deep sensibilities and snuffs out your spiritual ardor. But Taurus take their time making love, enjoying the experience with all their senses, so compatibility could be very strong between you. You may even enjoy their possessive streak - "to have and to hold" is something Taurus take literally. 

Taurus will remain loyal, steadfast, reliable, and true blue. As a Pisces, this may be the one quality you value over all others."

That last sentence really hit the nail on the head!

I'm so hardcore!

Ok, so tonight I went to the Zombie Lounge/Radio Room to see my friend sing in another friend's band. After they went on we stayed, the music is basically described as psychobilly. The very last band was from France! They drew a big crowed, the biggest i've ever seen at the Zombie. So anyways, people started moshing but really like pushing and hitting each other. I was sitting on a stool against the wall with my friend behind me. We had our arms up protecting ourselves and people would come around and help protect us too. That was really awesome. But then towards the end, this guy started really punching these other guys and they started ganging up on him and he fell ON MY LEG!!! Then like 5 or 6 guys started beating on him while he was on the ground...AT MY FEET!!! I literally curled in to a ball towards the wall and had my arms over my head thinking "please don't hit me in the head!!" The guy had blood all on his face and had to be carried out! At the end of the show when the lights went up my friend looked at me and said "Oh shit!" and got a napkin TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF MY HEAD! I ran to the bathroom and washed my face. I think it was the fake blood from the performers because they kept walking by me/over me! What a night!! THERE WAS A FIGHT ON MY LEG!!! That's the best story ever!